Incredible TV Package

by Shane Allison

Back of my head to the hour and front
Jay Baker from Florida State
of the younger demographic
If you don’t love it, send it back
that is a further problem
my last words to you, 640lbs of hot chocolate

Five miles per hour
I’m looking through this key hole
love the whole feeling of it
California Governor
She’s ripping off the insurance company
Dealing with their budget contraints

could be problematic
in the next thirty minutes
we’ll take one full payment
It’s good to make the entire leaguge
beg for mercy long period of time
this incredible TV package

gonna jump off the down, man
from Purina One brand
Chris was taken into custody
and we made the deal on the phone
and over and over I cry
being a hero without being hated

the Aryan Brotherhood
a full money back refund
and then the clean air
is accelorated into the room
he is essentially right, wake up call
black babies born out of wedlock

become the secret voice of a generation
800 mhz front side bus
and sometimes actually save them
that’s fit for a queen he tried to impress her
by ripping a phone book in half there was
no anxiety worked as a teller at the local Bank of America

The Trikke is the next best thing
this is heavy-weight flannel my brother-in-law
just drove up do you ever see Andy Jr. the movement
and number of these extraordinary fish
get real relief this summer, sweet heart I want you
to stop worrying about me four deliveries in the week

before the rape I just don’t want to answer your question
he’s still a danger, Jennifer that’s for a jury to decide sure, please
I hope you find peace shut up you freak material witness order
approach the bench we just happen to disagree you know
how women are, Tom Hello? Tom, are you there? Come here
big guy she’s our only witness and our backs

are against the wall who’s naughty on this plane don’t miss
Richard Gere and Edward Norton in Primal Fear raped in prison
you got me the wheelchair folds up if you want justice, go to a whore
house ala lavista, baby probably means we’ll never see another one
do you feel it in the tabloids all the time can take a better photograph
than me because the next few minutes could change your life not to mention

your skin this is going to be one of your favorite bracelets I can
assure you of that what any intelligent person would do went
to the hospital… the Sadaam hospital to visit my wife there’s
alot of rednecks here only on the travel channel it’s good to be full

Shane Allison is the author of four chapbooks of poetry. His fifth book, I Want to Fuck a Redneck is fortcoming from Scintillating Publications. He is friends with poet, Jarret Keene.